Well, I suppose the proper thing to do in my position would be to mention I have a spare bedroom here in Mui Deka.

Preferably, I would like a strapping young man who can help out around the place. But I understand that beggers can't be choosers, and no one should be left out in the cold. All I ask is that you have modicum of good taste, and I'm certain we'll get along quite famously.

Well that was ghastly! Simply ghastly! Those horrible creatures. I do hope no one was hurt. I can feel that there are some very unhappy people around here. I'm afraid I can offer little in the way of help but I always have an ear to listen.

And there's a hole in my ceiling. Perhaps there is someone who would be kind enough to help me fix it? I'm afraid I'm simply hopeless with tools.


That Mister Warden seems like a nice enough gentleman. I can't read him very well, though. But I could read most of the emotions in that room well enough, and they were quite understandable! I don't like being here any more than anyone else.

And that ceiling really does need to be fixed.

Well, I suppose these things will have to do, though they aren't the quality I'm used to.

Now what I need is an attendant! After all, I can hardly go walking around a strange town alone or opening doors for myself now can I?

I don't know if you people use currency; I personally am from a world that doesn't. But I'm sure arrangements can be made. I'm looking for someone reliable and quiet, who knows how to control his thoughts. I will not have an attendant with errant thoughts! Perhaps one who can cook, as well. You may apply here--and no fighting for the position! I know it is a great honor but sadly, there is only one of me.

What is the meaning of this? This will simply not be tolerated! I was on my way to a very important meeting with a very handsome ambassador on Rutik IV, and I simply cannot be late! Now I don't know what sort of game you think you are playing here, but do you have any idea who you have abducted? I am Lwaxana Troi, Daughter of the fifth house, holder of the sacred chalice of Rixx, heir to the holy rings of Betazed! I demand that you return me to my ship and my attendant at once, or I so help me I will have the whole of Starfleet after your hides! See if I don't! Where is the local representative? Who is in charge here? We must have words! I will not be treated this way! I have powerful friends in high places, and they won't stand for this, I'll tell you that right now!

Is this thing even on? The nerve of some people.